Archive for November, 2009

Good Bumper Sticker, Bad Bumper Sticker

November 13, 2009

Good Bumper Sticker: “Just because I’m paranoid does not mean that people are not out to get me.” 

Bad Bumper Sticker: “Life is too short to drink old coffee.”

Commentary: Okay, fresh coffee better. Yes. But is this significant enough for a bumper sticker? We have limited space on our cars’ asses–use that space wisely.